Hello.
Yeah
What!?
Sir kindly switch off your mobile phone.
Just one second one second please!
Excuse me!
Sir please sit down!
Captain, there is a medical emergency.
A passenger has just fallen down on the aisle.
Delhi Air India 11 returning due to a medical emergency.
Sir! Excuse me sir! Excuse me sir!
One minute!
I'm alright now.
Thank you!
You all go now.
I'll go now.
Gentleman wait!
Get the car.
Are you Mr. Dillon?
Why?
Should I tattoo my name here?
Take out the car fast!
OK sir! Come sir.
Should go to hotel right sir?
Yeah yeah we'll go to the hotel.
But go through Vasant Vihar.. take me there.
Put some load on accelerator kaake!
Ya Farhan tell me.
You come out fast I'm reaching your place in 5 minutes!
What happened dude?
Chathur had called.
Remember him?
Who "Silencer"?
Ya ya.
He's saying Rancho is coming
What are you saying?
He's saying if you wanna meet Rancho come to the campus at 8, on the tank.
Oh shucks.
Hey you come out fast.
Ya OK OK.
Shruthi I'll be back in sometime.
Oooo shoes....
Hey I got my friend back
What?
Hey I'll come back and speak to you!
At least wear pants and go!
Now can we go to the hotel sir?
We'll go to the hotel kaake but only after going to Imperial College of Engineering
OK sir!
I forgot to take socks dude!
You're talking about socks? Hey look down even pants you forgot!
Now you can go to hotel! But only after going to airport because my brother is coming there take him to hotel. Same surname "Dillon"
I'm Dillon! Where the hell have you sent the taxi? Is it on the runway?
Oye Rancho?
Hey Chathur where is Rancho?
Rancho!?
Where is Rancho?
Welcome idiots
Wanna drink madiera(RUM)?
This is that rum you all used to drink here?
Have a drink.
Hey where is Rancho?
I'll tell you.
First look at this.
Not my wife... look at the bungalow behind idiots: 3.5 million.
Swimming pool - heated!
Living room - maple wood flooring.
My new Lamborghini 6496cc - very fast!
Hey why are you showing all this to us?
You forgot?
What is this?
5th September..today's date..then what yaar!?
Come bet... after 10 years we'll come back
over here itself, on this same day
and we'll see who is more successful!
Do you dare?.........Tell, will you come?.... Will you come?
Remember something now?
Here only I kept bet with that idiot.
I kept my promise.
I'm back he he.
Stupid.
I left my flight and came.
He left his pant and came just to meet Rancho.
From five years we're searching for him. We don't know if he's dead or alive or what do you think? Will he come for this stupid bet.
He won't come I know he won't come he he eh
What? Will you break his teeth or I'll do it! One minute Farhan one minute.
Idiot.. then why did you call us over here?
To meet Rancho.
Come and see where he stayed back and where I reached!
Means that you know where is Rancho? aah?
Yes
Where is Rancho?
He is in Simla!
#.....he was like a fleeting wind.....#
#.....like a fluttering kite.....#
#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#
#.....he was like a fleeting wind.....#
#.....like a fluttering kite.....#
#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#
#.....while confined channel guided us.....#
#.....he would define his pathways.....#
#.....and loiter along them merrily.....#
#.....while our future haunted us.....#
#.....he would celebrate the present.....#
#.....and live every moment with reckless freedom .....#
#.....where did he come from? .....#
#....touching our hearts .....#
#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#
#.....he was like a shade in sweltering heat .....#
#.....like village in desert .....#
#.....he was like salve for our distress .....#
#.....while we cowered from challenges .....#
#.....he would dive in seas .....#
#.....and swim against the rip currents .....#
#.....he was a wandering cloud .....#
#.....he was our pal .....#
#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#.
Rancho!
Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad.
How different his name was?
That same different thoughts.
Since childhood we heard that life is like a race.... If you don't run fast others will overtake you...
Damn! To take birth... had to race among 300 million sperms he he eh.
I was born at 5.15am.
And at 5.16am my dad said
"My son will become engineer!"
"Farhan Qureshi! B.Tech engineer"
And my fate was sealed!
What did I want to become? Nobody asked me though.
Raju Rastogi.
Rancchoddas Chanchad.
Tell me your room number!
D26
Follow me.
I'm Manmohan.
M.M
All these engineers call me milli meter.
Milk, egg, bread, wash clothes, iron clothes, filling journals, copying assignment.
Let it be any work tell me! Fixed rate no bargain!
One minute, one minute, hold this, hold!
This is kilo byte.
This is mega byte, and this is his mother giga byte.
Take their pictures... this family doesn't byte [bite]
[Raju praying]
Here comes one more big believer!
Hi, Farhan Qureshi...I'm Raju Rastogi.
Don't worry.
After you stay here for a while, your belief in God will vanish eventually.
Only posters of naked girls stuck by your side.. and you'll say.
Oh God.
Get me one!
Hey get out of here! Out out.
Give 4 rupees
2 rupees per bag.
Here 5 rupees... Keep the change
Wow sir you gave me a tip.
Even I'll give you a tip.
Tonight.... wear underwear which doesn't have hole!
Why?
Oh Emperor.....
You are great.....
Accept our gift.
Aaahh.
This is he-man, he-man take this...
Ooohhhoo white white white
We were humiliated,
Hands saluting,
Heads down like slaves,
When we saw Rancho for the first time!
New gift..gift gift gift gift!
Namaste sir!
Remove your pants and get sealed!
What's your name? Tell.
Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad!
Huuii hhehehhee.
Listen brothers learn by-heart! By final year you'll learn! hmmm.
Remove your pants.... remove pant.
Oooh so you won't listen like this hanh?
Don't wear wet pant kid.
Come, remove now!
"Aal iz well, aal iz well"
What is he saying?
Someone make him understand!
Hey James bond! Make him understand!
Take off your pants of they're gonna piss on you.
Oye English! Feeling shy to speak in Hindi huh?
Sorry sir I was born in Uganda, and studied in Pondicherry.
So little slow in Hindi.
So slowly make him understand! Who is in a hurry here?
Worn again huh?
Take off your pants or.. they're gonna piss on you.
He is saying piss as muthravisarjan? Hahahha!
Ooo here come pandit learning engineering.
Hey come out you idiot!
Come out.
Come out or else I'll piss on your door!
I'll count to 10.
If you don't come out.
I'll piss on your door for the whole semester.
Salt water is a great conductor of electricity
8th standard physics
We all studied it;
He applied it!
I.C.E.'s director's name was Dr. Viru Sahastrabudhhe.
But everyone calls him "Virus"
Everyone called him computer virus!
Oye Virus is coming..carrying eggs with him.
He has told first years to come down come. Fast, fast!
Virus was the most competitive man we had ever seen.
If someone overtakes him even one step.
He couldn't accept it..
To save time he used velcro instead of buttons
and a hook in tie!
He has trained his mind
so that he can write using both his hands at the same time.
Everyday at 2pm he used to take a power nap of exactly 7.5 minutes and used to listen opera.
Govind had to do all unproductive works like shaving and cutting nails in this 7.5 minutes
What is this?
Sir, nest
Whose?
Cuckoo bird's nest.
Cuckoo bird never builds their nest.
They lay their eggs on other birds nest
and when their babies come to the world, what do they do first?
They kick out other eggs from the nest
competition over
the life begins with murder
that's nature...
Compete
or die!
You all are also like the cuckoo birds
and these are those eggs whom you kicked out and reached I.C.E.
Don't forget
because every year, 4 lakh (400,000) applications comes to I.C.E.
Among them only 200 will be selected
you
and these
finished
broken eggs!
My own son applied for 3 years
rejected
everytime
remember life is a race!
If you don't run fast someone will beat you and move faster than you.
Let me tell you very interesting story.
This is an astronaut's pen.
In space, fountain pen, ball pen cannot be used.
So after spending millions of dollars.
Scientists invented this pen.
From this you can write in any angle, any temperature, zero gravity.
One day when I was a student the director of our institute called me.
He said "Viru Sahastrabudhhe". I said "Yes sir"
"Come here!", I got scared.
He showed me this pen
he said this is a symbol of excellence
"I give it to you"
and the day when you get a extraordinary student like you
"pass this pen to him"
For 32 years, Viru Sahastrabudhhe is waiting for the next Viru Sahastrabudhhe.
Is there anyone here in this batch to honor this pen?
Good, hands down.
Should I write on the notice board?
I said put down your hands.
Sir I have a question sir.
Sir, if in space fountain pen ball pen cannot be used, why didn't astronauts try using a pencil in space sir?
It could've saved millions of dollars
...I will get back to you on this.
That fellow in night kicks seniors
and during the day he's irritating the director, I'm telling you if we stay with him He will get us in trouble!
Buddy, you screwed virus completely.
Oh emperor, you're great..
Accept our gift....
Get lost, don't you've school?
Who'll pay the fees? Your father?
You calling my father?
Hey stop stop Raju! What are you doing?
Hey listen!
No fee is required for schooling! Uniform is required, uniform
Whichever school you like, go get the uniform of that school
go sit in the class
Who'll come to know when there is a huge population?
If I get caught?
If they catch you, then change uniforms, and change school!
There was really something special about him,
He always used to challenge everything in the world. Each and every move.
He was the only one free bird in Virus's nest
We all were just robots operated by professors' remote control.
But he was the only one
perhaps not a machine!
What is a machine?
Why are you smiling?
Um.. actually sir from my childhood I used to dream of studying in an engineering college.
Today I'm sitting over here, feeling excited sir!
No need to be so overexcited.. Tell, tell me the definition of a machine.
Umm..
Sir.
Machine is anything that reduces human effort sir
Will you please elaborate...?
Sir umm...
All those things which makes the work for humans easier are machines sir.
Feeling hot! press button, wind blowing, FAN is a machine sir!
You can talk to your friend miles away..TELEPHONE is machine sir!
Calculate crores (10,000,000) in less time... CALCULATOR is a machine sir.
Sir, actually we are dependent in the world for machine sir.
From PEN NIB to PANTS ZIP... all machines sir!
One second up, one second down; up, down, up, down, up-
Tell me the definition!
Sir thats what I'm saying sir
Will you write all this in the exam huh?
"This is a machine up, down, up, down, up"?
IDIOT!
Anybody else?
Wow great ! Perfect!
Great please sit down.
Thank you, thank you.
But sir even I said the same in simple language.
If you like simple language you can go join some other arts n commerce college.
But sir.. we should understand it at least.
Like this way mugging up from book, what's the use sir?
Oh you know more than books?
Books have the same definition... And if you wanna pass, you'll write this itself.
But sir, there are other books also.
Get out!
Oh, why?
In simple language - please go outside.
IDIOT!
So we were discussing about the machines.
Hey why did you come back?
I forgot something sir
What?
Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information.
That are elastative, non-elastative hard bound, paper back, jacketed and non-jacketed
with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment understanding
enhancement and education human brains of sense in root of vision.. Sometimes touch
What are you trying to say?
Books sir, books.
I forgot my books sir. Can I take them?
Couldn't you say in simple way?
I tried sometime before, but you didn't like it in simple way sir.
Professors used to keep Rancho outside more often than inside classrooms.
If he get kicked from one class, he'd go sit in another classroom.
Rancho used to say that knowledge is increasing everywhere - where ever you get, gain it!
He was completely different from all of us
We used to fight for bathroom.
But wherever Rancho used to get water, he used to have bath there itself!
He was very much attached to machines.
He used to carry a screwdriver in his pocket where ever he goes.
He would open any machine that he finds, some got closed
some did not!
There was another guy just like him.
Joy Lobo.
Sir, excuse me sir!
Mr. Joy Lobo.
Sir would you mind letting me know about the convocation dates?
Why?
Actually dad wanted to get a reservation.
I'm the first engineer in my village sir.. All my relatives wanted to come on the convocation day.
In that case please make a phone call to your dad.
Son please, please don't waste my time hurry.
Hello.
Dad, director sir will speak to you.
Joy?
Mr. Lobo your son won't be graduating this year
What happened sir?
He has violated all the deadlines
with unrealistic- Mr. Lobo, Mr. Lobo - unrealistic project it is I had told already.
He's making some non-sense helicopter.
So I recommend you not to reserve his ticket, I'm so sorry.
Sir I'm just close.
Is your project ready?
Sir at least take a look at this once sir please.
Submit it, then I'll take into consideration.
Sir give me an extension sir Why? Why should I give you an extension?
Sir after dad's stroke I couldn't concentrate for 2 months sir please.
Did you stop having food and water for 2 months?
No.
Did you stop taking a bath? No?
Then why did you stop studying?
Sir I'm very close sir! Please take a look at this sir please!
Mr. Lobo my son died falling from a train on Sunday afternoon.
Monday morning Viru Sahastrabudhhe gave a lecture in this college So don't tell me that nonsense.
I can only give you sympathy, not an extension.
Sir..
Wow what a design he made. wireless camera on a helicopter?
Traffic updates, security... it can be used for all
but it seems it won't fly
Why won't it fly? I'll make it fly!
Hey don't tell Joy. We'll give him a surprise
We'll make this fly out his window and record his reaction.
If we do his project, who'll do ours?
Test, viva, quizzes included, there are 42 exams in each semester.
Hey, you worry a lot dude.
Take this hand and keep it on your heart and say,
"Aal iz well, aal iz well"
All is well
"Aal iz well"
Now he has brought something new our Baba Rancchoddas!
Hey in our village there was a watchman He used to yell in night saying "Aal iz well"
And we used to sleep tight.
One night there was a robbery in our village, Then we came to know that he was blind.
And he yells "Aal iz well, aal iz well"
and we used to sleep like fools.
But that day we came to know about the real fact
see our heart right, is a big coward.
Keep our heart fooled
if you have any big problem in life
tell your heart.
No problem baby, everything is OK "Aal iz well, aal iz well"
Hmm so that will solve the problem ? Huh?
No but still it gains the dare to survive.
Remember this mantra, this is gonna become more useful over here.
Got it, got it yeah.
Take it to Joy's window.
Hey joy, up up.
Oye window... see Silencer naked.
Hey Joy! Come out Joy.
Hey Joy look outside!
Joy..
#... give me some sunshine.. give me some rain...#
#... give me another chance I wanna grow up once again.....#.
You've good news sir..
Neither police got to know
nor Joy's dad....
Everyone will think it's a suicide, sir.
Reason for death in postmortem report
intense pressure on wind pipe resulting in choking
this fool believed that
died because of the pressure held here
and pressure over here for the last 4 years? What about that?
Even that's not in the report also sir,
These engineers are so back minded sir.
Didn't even invent some machine, that could really behold the pressure over here...
If they had, we would've come to know this is not a suicide, it's a murder,
Are you blaming me for the suicide of Joy?
If one student can't tolerate pressure why am I the one responsible?
So much pressure will come in life.
Then everytime will you blame others for that?
Sir I'm not blaming you sir.
Actually I'm blaming the system.
Sir I've got some statistics.
Sir in suicides India is number 1 sir.
Every 1 half hour one of the other students attempts suicide, sir.
Student die less from sickness and more from suicides here sir.
Something is going wrong, right sir?
I can't tell about other colleges but this is one of the finest colleges in the country.
I've been running this college for 32 years.
I brought this college to number 1 from 28th position.
Sir what number 1 sir?
Here we don't have any talks related to new ideas, no talks on inventions.
Only great talk on only marks, or else jobs in USA
We don't gain any knowledge here sir.
Here they only teach us how to get good marks.
Now are you going to teach me how to take classes?
Please sit down.
Today we have our great leader behind us
Who claims that he can teach better than our highly qualified teachers.
So today our professor Rancchoddas Chanchad will teach us engineering
We do not have all day.
You all have 30 secs
find the meanings of the words written on the board.
If you want you can make use of your books too.
Lift your hand up if you get the answer
We'll see who'll come first and who's last.
Your time starts now.
Time up.
Time up sir, time up
What?
Nobody got the answer?
Now rewind 1 minute of life a bit and think
When I asked this question.
Anybody thought that today we will get something to learn new.
Anyone..Sir?
No.
Everyone sunk in race
What's the use if you come first studying like this?
Will you improve your knowledge? No.
Only pressure will increase
and this is a college not a PRESSURE COOKER.
The lion in the circus also learns to sit on the chair fearing the whip held in his owner's hand
but we call such a lion as well trained, not well educated.
Hello....
this is not a philosophy class!
Tell us the meaning of those 2 words,
Sir actually no such words exists sir
these are my friends names.
Farhan and Raju.
Quiet!
Nonsense!
You teach engineering like this?
No sir I'm not teaching you engineering, you know better than me.
I was teaching you that, how to teach,
and I believe that you learn someday for sure sir
because I never leave my weaker students hand
busted.
Quiet!
Quiet I said!
I would regret to inform you that your son Farhan, Raju is going on the wrong route.
If you don't take required action their future will be spoiled.
Virus's letters fell down in our homes like an atom bomb
there was mourning in Hiroshima and Nagasaki!
And we were invited to both the home to get kicked.
Come, come inside.
See there
We could only afford one air conditioner.
And we didn't keep in our bedroom, we kept it in Farhan's bedroom for him to study conveniently.
I didn't buy car, riding scooter till now.
I invested all my money in Farhan's studies
We sacrificed our future for Farhan's better future.. did you understand or not?
Then can you imagine what I must be going through!
Hey you took all these photos Farhan?
Quiet.
He has the ghost of photography in his head.
He used to take the images of animals and used to say he wanted to become wild life photographer.
Son, what was your percentage that year?
91 percent.
Did you hear that?
From 94 percent straight down to 91 percent.
You feel it funny?
No, no uncle no.
I was telling how great pictures he has taken
Why are you making him an engineer? You could've made him a wild life photographer.
I'm folding my hands and requesting you.
Please don't spoil my son's future.
Kids.
Come, let's eat something
when you come next time have food and go....
Dad didn't give us food though
and at last to fill our hungry stomach, and to fill the quota of advice
we reached Raju's home.
Raju's home reminds us about the 1950's black and white films
one small bed where his paralyzed father rested
one coughing mother
and one sister at her age of marriage.
Sofa with all springs out
and 24 hours running water from the terrace
mother was retired from school and tired almost all the time.
His dad was a postmaster at his age
after paralysis he lost his half body and salary completely....
and sister!
Kammo (Raju's sister) is 28 now
asking Maruthi 800 as dowry...
If you don't study and all how will she get married?
Take lady's finger curry.. hand jee thank you.
You know what? Lady's finger has now become 12 rupees per kg
and cauliflower 10 rupees
World is looting all over
and upon that these kind of letters come from your college
What will we eat?
Want paneer?
Some time back you used to get little of paneer in goldsmith's shop
Want paneer?
No, no enough.
Mom just leave it and keep quiet!
OK OK, I'll keep quiet.
Earn for kids, work like a servant, and after all this you want me to keep my mouth shut?
Hey this is all our news if I don't tell it to my son, To whom will I say? To his friends?
Hey Raju.
It was a big confusion whether we should control our friend or wipe his mother's tears.
Then we thought to leave all these matters, and let's concentrate on mattar paneer now,
Even his eczema cream comes for 55 rupees now.
Ewwww...
Want more roti son?
No, no done no, stomach full aunty.
Lady's finger 12 rupees and cauliflower 10 rupees!
At least we offered you some food unlike your hungry father.
Hitler Qureshi.
Ha ha your mom is Mother Teresa right? she was serving us itchy roti.
Don't make fun of my mother!
Hey leave it, why are you all fighting? I'm feeling damn hungry Come lets go have some food outside.
This is the end of month who'll give money? His mom mother Teresa?
To have food doesn't require money dude, uniform is required uniform.
Look there.
Come.
Namaste jee namaste.
Oh uncle!
Hey listen get us 3 glass of vodka.
Half soda, half water
What are the starters available?
What ever get us two plates each
and leave this here
and change the music yaar, put on some Ghazal or something.
Pia what the hell is this?
What have you worn?
Bloody eighteenth century watch?
What people will say?
Watch Suhas's fianc�, she is going to become doctor
and she's wearing a watch just costing 200 bucks?
Please take it off! Thank you.
Hi handsome.
Hey aunty,
you're looking good.
Don't miss my set darling.
Rubies?
From Mendelaves.
Mendelave wow!
Hey lets go meet David, come I'll show you. Of course, of course.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Umm.. flowers.
Umm.. can I take this glass?
Why?
What if you break my head with that glass?
Why would I throw this at you?
Because I'm gonna give you some free advice,
What?
Don't ever marry that fool-
Excuse me!?
He is not a human, he is just a price tag, price tag.
He'll embarrass you telling you prices of different things thing all of your life,
your life will be spoiled and your future will be finished,
should I give a demo?
Should I find out what's the price of his shoes?
I'm not gonna ask him, he himself will reveal, just a sec.
Oh my god!
Hey, hey!
What have you done?
These are 300 dollar shoes.
You dropped mint chutney on my 300 dollar shoes!
Run away, its a free advice, take it or leave it.
Genuine Italian, leather, hand stitched,
Dad!
Are these your guests?
These are my students
Why are they here?
One second.
This is really good dude, smelling very good,
Hey no space for puri dude, adjust it by side, ohh.
Hi.
Hey hi.
You helped me open up my eyes, thank you so much
nothing like that..it was my duty!
Can I ask you for a little more help?
Yeah yeah.
My dad won't allow me to break the engagement with Suhas,
how great you explain!
It would be good if you give a demo for him also,
Yeah yeah why not, why not? I'll give a demo.
Raju get me chutney,
You're really sweet,
Where is he, where is your dad?
Right behind you,
Oh
"Aal iz well, aal iz well"
Run away, it's free advice, take it or leave it
What are you all doing here?
Umm sir.. we'll go on the stage, give this envelope and come sir.
Give it to me.
This is my sister's marriage.
Umm.. sis.. sister?
Sir, totally how many daughters do you have, sir?
It's empty!
As I thought we didn't invite you,
you all might be from groom's side right?
No sir actually we're from science's side sir.
How?
Can you explain?
Dad, he explains really good,
now itself he'll give demo, give.
Umm... sir in Delhi, power goes out frequently sir
and this really affects the marriage too sir so I thought to make an inverter.
That can generate power from all cars that has come in the marriage,
Ohhh
Wow
and did you make the inverter?
Sir design is ready sir!
Umm.. where is the design Farhan?
I've given you the design right?
Aah, I had given to Raju,
Raju, design?
Sir actually, leave it sir I'll make the inverter itself and show you directly,
You can only make us fool, not an inverter!
No sir I'll surely make the inverter, I promise
and I'll give your name for the inverter
because after all it had been invented in your daughter's marriage so it'll an honor,
Farhan, Raju.. I wish to meet both of you in the office tomorrow.
Sir what was your per plate cost sir,
We'll pay sir.
In terms of installment sir
and afterward we won't intrude in any marriage sir.
I won't even enter my marriage also sir,
in fact I won't marry also sir, even he won't marry also sir
hanh hanh, even I won't sir.
Even your parents shouldn't have married
2 idiots wouldn't have taken birth in this world.
Sit!
Pay attention...
?
This is Rancchoddas' father's monthly income
2.5 crore rupees.
Now from this,
If you take out 1 or 2 zeros.
It doesn't make much of a difference.
But if one more zero is removed,
I would worry a little
this is your father's monthly income, Mr. Farhan!
Yes... yes sir,
and now if you make it one more zero less,
Now this is your family income Mr. Raju Rastogi,
Big reason to worry,
Follow Viru Sahastrabudhhe's suggestion, change your rooms.
And get shifted with Chathur Ramalingam.
Exams are closer, and if you stay with that Chanchad,
You will never pass your exams!
#..... opera started......#
Wanna get shaved?
No sir.
Then get lost!
Raju you try to understand,
Virus is playing games between us, divide and rule.
Don't get scared.
I have to be scared!
For me to get a good job, I need good grades, and grades are within his hands,
I don't have rich father like you..using whose money, I can spend the rest of my life.
Hey Raju what nonsense are you saying?
Should we do whatever he says hanh? "Aal iz well, aal iz well"?
You'll be the only one who's gonna catch his tail not me,
Now you're crossing the line,
No I'm making line in between, because I have to support my family!
Mom's half salary has been spend on dad's medicines,
Sister's marriage is not happening,
as the groom wants a Maruthi 800,
for the past 5 years.
Mom didn't even buy one saree,
Yaar..now in this argument..if you are getting mother's saree in between..what can I say?
Yaar so like that how many sarees are reserved for one year?
Don't make fun of my mother!
Hey raju we will study, with complete dedication we'll study,
But not only to pass exams,
some great scholar has said, "Never study to be successful, study for self efficiency"
Don't run behind success,
Excellence
follow behind excellence
success will come all way behind you,
Which great scholar said this?
Baba Rancchoddas?
Hey, hey don't get tense yaar,
we'll top the exams yaar, nothing is impossible!
Nothing is impossible? hanh?
Take this,
Now put this back!
Raju changed his train's bogey,
Now he started the journey (saffar) with Chathur,
Not the "saffar" in Hindi,
english SUFFER.
S
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SUFFER
Everyone calls Chathur "Silencer"
To make his mind even more sharper,
He used to eat some bengali Baba's Paan,
and he used to leave his HOT AIR!
I didn't do it!
Raju....
And he always put the blame on others!
Silencer used to study for 18 hours a day
and during the night, he used to distract others from study
#.... oooo baby.... come on baby ye.....#
he believed in two ways of topping exams
one is to get marks by yourself, or try reducing other's marks.
Rancho has made the combined plan to teach Silencer a lesson, and to help Raju,
our director sir has done much miracle here,
Chamatkaar (miracle) means....
I don't want the meaning Dubey jee, I'll memorize it....
Chathur has been chosen to present the introductory speech on teacher's day
he wrote a speech in pure Hindi with librarian Dubey jee to impress Virus,
Hello,
yes will call,
Chathur, you have a call.
Dubey jee please keep this print out with you, I'll come back in sometime,
Oh even do that work also.
Hey Dubey jee!
Director sir has remembered you, yeah now.
OK you give this to Chathur, I'll come back now.
Hello, hello.
Hello Mr. Ramalingam?
Yes?
Yeah I'm calling from Lajpat Nagar police station,
Are you from Uganda?
Yes sir.
Hmmm your life is at risk
What!? How!?
Umm listen to my instructions carefully.
Else when you step out from the college gate You'll face death in center of the road itself,
Why? What happened?
By the time Chathur recovers from this shock,
Before that itself Rancho changed a few words in the speech
like.....
Chamathkaar has become Balathkaar [ miracle ] [ rape ]
Did you call me sir?
Who are you?
Dubey librarian,
I'm permanent sir.
Congratulations!
Umm.. one minute, one minute.
Commissioner sir is calling, hold on,
Excuse me sir, sir.
Take the phone, take it! What do I say?
Yeah, yeah where was I?
You were saying, outside the gate, my death.
Ah! When you go out the gate, you a see a signal in front of you.
Traffic signal! Ah OK OK
When that signal becomes red,
all vehicles will stop,
OK, OK, then?
Then you cross the road carefully,
You know why son nowadays traffic is huge.
So like if any vehicle hits you or something, you might die,
What nonsense, I know that!
Oh you know that? Very good son then you are safe, Well done well done.
#......became a fool.......#.
Hey Silencer! Dubey has given you this.
Hey you don't call me that CHANCHAD,
CHANCHAD
Director told me that he didn't call me.
He didn't call you, I told you that he remembered you!
Idiots!
Respected teachers,
Chief guest minister Shri R.D. Tripati ji,
Students, and my dear friends.
Today if I.C.E. is touching sky high limits,
then the credit goes to only one man.
Shri Viru Sahastrabudhhe!
Give him a hand,
sir he's saying it
but every word is mine.
He is a great guy, really you are,
for the past 32 years he has continuously
in this college,
committed rapes upon rapes
this means.. miracles upon miracles.
Hope he continues to do so
we often wondered,
how a person in his lifetime can do these many rapes?
With his extreme self discipline..
He's made himself this capable
correct usage of time
complete utilization of the bell.
Somebody, learn from him,
learn from him, learn from him!
Sit down, sit down.
Today, we all students are here
tomorrow, we'll spread across so many countries.
I promise you all
Whichever country we are in - there we'll rape!
We'll enlighten the name of I.C.E.!
We'll show everyone,
the capability to perform rape that students have over here!
No other students across the globe have it!
No other students, no other students!
Respected minister.
Namaskar.
You have given that thing for this institution
that we needed the most.
Money Money!
Tits!
Not that! That means tits!
What kind of insulting things is this boy saying!?
Tits are there with everyone.
Everyone keeps it hidden.
Nobody never gives it.
Huh? Huh?
This guy is too vulgar!
You have given your tits in the hands of this rapist.
Now let us see,
How he makes use of it!
Sahastrabudhhe, don't you have any brains?
Indecent guy.
On this golden occasion, I can recollect a Shlok.
Listen listen, now he'll explain his farting strength in Sanskrit.
Uthamam dadadatu paadham [ The loudest fart is like a motor vehicle ]
Paadham? Ooo SILENCER! [ fart ]
Madyam paadam tuchuk tuchuk. [ The middle fart is like the sound of a train ]
Kanishtam thud thudiya paadam [ The smallest fart ]
sur suriiee............ praana kadakam... [is a silent killer]
See, without understanding if you cram things, this will be the result, see see!
By cramming, you can save 4 years of your college life..
But for the next 40 years of your life, you'll go on getting raped.
Aare yaar, we made him understand so much.. But still he hasn't understood!
Madyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk... [ The middle fart is like the sound of a train ]
Unbelievable yaar!
You did the right thing Rancho
how fun it was...... hehe
poor fellow didn't had any idea.
Hey you! Hey.
You swines!
In what way have I harmed you?
Hey sorry dude don't take it personally,
I'll take it personally,
Chathur Ramalingam is not going to forget this insult,
I'll think of it every minute, every second of my life!
Dude leave it, actually we were giving demo for Raju...
that don't cram things and study.
Understand and study, enjoy the beauty of science yaar.
I'm not here to enjoy thing.
Then what? Are you here to rape? Or have you come here to rape science! Tuchuk Tuchuk! [sound of train]
Laugh! Laugh at my methods..
One day using these methods.
I'll become successful and show everyone.
And then I'll laugh, and you'll cry!
Yaar, you're boarding the wrong train again.
Don't run behind success
become a great engineer such that success runs behind you.
These ideals don't work in the real world CHANCHAD.
You board your train, and I'll board mine
and 10 years from now we'll come back to this same station
on this same date,
We'll see who's more successful!
You?
Or me!
Do you dare?
Do you dare!?
Then lets bet... Speak!
Will you come?
Will you come!?
Will u come!?
What are you doing yaar?
What has happened to him!
What is he writing yaar?
Don't forget this date.
I'm not used to such expensive gifts, Suhas!
Get used to it Pia. You're going to be Suhas Tandon's wife!
Where's the bill man?
I'll be back!
You changed the speech right? Don't lie!
Oh... umm.. yeah
What problem do you have with my dad, huh?
I don't have any problem with him.
I'm making an inverter with his name - see this.
Oh.
Broke it!
Why are you against my dad, hanh?
Because he's not running a college, but a factory
Where donkeys are manufactured every year.
See, see over there, your donkey.
How dare you call him a donkey!
Then what else should I call him?
First he did engineering, then MBA, and after that he went to America to work for a bank.
If he had to work in a bank only, then why did he do engineering?
For such donkeys, life only means a profit or loss statement.
He's seeing there's profit being with you, that's why he's with you.
You, the director's daughter, who is going to be a doctor, it's good for his image.
He has no attachment to you
What do you think of yourself?
What do you mean by saying Suhas is not interested in me?
You bought new watch? One minute, hold this.
I have to show you a demo everytime...
Hey Suhas!
Where were you? I've been looking for you!
She lost her watch yaar, she's searching for it
What! You lost the watch?
Aare leave it yaar.. get a new one.
Aare it cost 4 lakhs!
4 lakhs! Mine costs only 150 yaar but shows the same time.
Oh shut up!
How could you be so careless Pia! This careless attitude is disgusting.
It's disrespectful.
That was a limited edition watch you just lost!
You got it for free so that's it. Now you wear your 18th century watch at dinner
What? What are you staring at?
Huh? Now you start crying? Real mature Pia.
I can't handle this. Now stop crying and search!
Search for some other hand for this watch...donkey!
Hey.. you're solid yaar..You called him a donkey to his face!
Get lost!
Yaar it's too noisy here right?
She's saying thank you to me, but I hear it as get lost.
I said get lost only!
Aare yaar, why are you getting so angry?
Do you know you never actually loved him at all!
What do you mean?
It means, whenever he comes in front of you.
Have you ever felt like wind is blowing, or dupatta/ veil is flying in slow motion?
Or the moon looks even bigger in the sky?
Such things only happen in a film, not in real life!
Aare no no, it happens in real life also. If you love a human, it'll happen.
It doesn't happen with donkeys
#.... phone ringing...#.
Hello! Yeah
What?
Oh God!
OK OK, I'm coming. Yeah bye bye!
Hey you're a medical student right?
I need your help, it's an emergency, please please!
Come with me, please.
Aare yaar you doctors take an oath that you'll never say no to a patient!
What do you call it? Hippocratic Oath!
Yaar help me yaar, please, its an emergency, please!
You barged into my sister's engagement, you broke my engagement.
Dad is taking BP pills because of you.
And I'm helping you over here!
Unbelievable!
This Hippocratic Oath; it has just ruined doctor's lives!
Aunty, where is Raju?
He's gone to get a taxi. We called for an ambulance two hours ago..
Our country is so weird, there is a guarantee for pizza to reach in 30 minutes, but an ambulance?
He must be hospitalized... urgently!
Hey, stop man!
Move, move, move, move!
Doctor, doctor! Emergency, emergency!
Patient.
Keep this with you.
Hey Raju.
Idiot, you brought dad on a scooter!?
Then should I have sent him through speed post?
Don't get into my dad's profession!
Where? Where is dad?
Ask the doctor!
This was a close call Pia.
If it would've been late by 2 or 2.5 hours, then we would have lost him.
Good that you did not wait for an ambulance and got him on a scooter, I'll go now, if there is any problem, call me OK? Bye.
Rancho...
Thank you yaar.
Idiot, are you saying thank you to a friend?
Is that Silencer teaching you manners?
Hasn't he told you. Friendship is the biggest sthan of a human!
Go go, now go. You guys have exam tomorrow, right?
Aare there are a lot of exams, but only one dad.
Now we'll take the post master sir and go only then!
Rancho forgive me yaar, I was frightened!
Enough, enough, shhh, quiet, quiet.
Forgive me!
Enough... Quiet.
Go, meet dad, and don't go with such a gloomy face.
Go...
Thanks yaar.
Go
#..... he was our pal......#.
Your scooter saved a life today. It's nice.
How much is it?
Put chutney and see. Maybe I'll tell!
Hey happy Independence day!
But today is not 15th August.
But it is so for you, now you can wear your mom's watch whenever you want!
Nobody will say why have you worn an 18th century watch and all that!
Bye.
Hey.
How do you know that it was my mom's watch?
At a sister's wedding, if a girl is nicely dressed head to toe.
Except for an old watch on the hand, what does it mean?
On that day, you were missing your mom a lot, right?
Yes.
Your mom must have been very beautiful, right?
Yes, how do you know?
Have you seen your dad?
Life is a race, If you don't run fast, you'll be like a broken egg of the cuckoo bird.
Today we'll teach you how to prepare chutney.
This chutney is very useful,
This is not only to have, But it's really useful to understand people too.
Now the bad time has gone for you.
Now you can leave donkeys and start loving humans.
Time is perfect for starting love.
Temperature is constant, and the climate is clear and clean.
And if you felt love for someone sure it's gonna rain on you.
Hello... wake up!
What..Uncle passed away or what! What?
No stupid!
It's already 8:30.. at 9:00,the exam starts.. you wanna go or not!?
Aare yaar.. how can you leave him alone here and go!
I'm there, doctors are there, and it's only a matter of 3 hours.
Come on! Take my scooter and go! Now come on go, it's getting late.
Hey!
Why have you worn an old watch!
Go!
Sorry sir, we were late, emergency!
Settle down there!
Sir they are still writing!
Hello, time up!
Sir, 5 minutes sir, we were half-an hour late! It was an emergency sir, please please!
The examiner looked at us like we asked for both his kidneys!
But we still continued to write
While he was busy arranging papers according to roll numbers.
It's over sir.
You're late! I can't take your papers.
Sir, please sir.
Sir, do you know, who we are?
Even if you are the prime minister's son, I won't accept your paper!
Sir do you know our names and roll numbers?
No.. who are you guys?
You don't know...then... run, run, run, run!
Hey! What's your roll number?
Where is it?
Where is his paper?
Aaaahhh!
Today the results were gonna come.
Scared and innocent! All were busy striking a deal with God.
God please save me with electronics, I'll break coconuts!
Oh snake-god! Save my physics, I shall send one liter of milk everyday!
Oh cow-god! Just, just get me passing marks.
God I'll treat Malati and Sangeeta like my sisters, please save my results!
God, God I'll offer 100 rupees per month, surely God! Promise!
Nowadays, traffic constables also don't accept 100 rupees, as if God would fall for it!
Check, check, check from below, check from below.
It's yours yaar... last.
And yours?
Second last!
And Rancho?
It's not there yaar!